May was a noisy month.
Nature was noisy. We had wind, lots and lots of wind. We also had rain, thunder, and birds getting into some serious competitive oratorio.
We also had helicopters. Oy, did we have helicopters.
In March there was a shooting incident at the monthly Smithfield Horse Market, and helicopters have been hovering around here since then.
In May the helicopters escalated their hoverage.
Now, I strictly avoid all mass media for the simple reason that The News is waaaayyyy too depressing. If something important happens and I don’t stumble across it myself, somebody else will usually mention it to me.
On this occasion the traffic noise, sirens, roadblocks and helicopter escalation all reminded me over and over and over again that Queen Elizabeth II and Barack Obama were both visiting. And these visiting dignitaries supplemented our local noise by bringing their own noisy security arrangements.
These included more helicopters. Oy, the helicopters.
So all of May was pretty noisy in general, but from Sunday 15 to Tuesday 24 May, what with all the security, traffic diversions, helicopter hoverage and sirens everywhere, Dublin was not only especially bonus extra noisy, but it was also a fucking pain in the hole to get around.
If there were such a thing as a sound museum, May 2011 in Dublin and especially the week of 17 – 24 May would definitely qualify as an epic noise exhibit.
Here is some representative audio I recorded
as evidence to support my bitching about the noise to remember these moments for all posterity.
All media in this post is work safe. :)
At the beginning of March this year there was a shooting and other violence at the nearby monthly Smithfield Horse Market. I often go there to record equine sounds, but I happened to miss this one, thankfully. A year ago on 7 March I was there on an equine foley gathering expedition, and kvetch filmed me.
The film is 09:57 long.
So that’s the kind of noise we get from Smithfield Horse Market once a month.
Oy, The Helicopters
Nonstop noisy shit day and night really gets to me after awhile. I don’t know about you but I find those kind of noise levels really demoralising.
Here’s a representative sample including sirens, which I recorded at 15:14 on 17 May. This audio clip is 2:20 long, and there’s bucketloads more where that came from, let me tell you.
And for your further viewing entertainment, on that night there was a full moon.
I guess they were excited to be able to sing without the usual competition from the National Helicopter Choir.
Here is some fairly spectacular audio I captured at 05:03 on 09 May of blackbirds yammering their heads off. This audio clip is 01:13 long.
- Note: Pictures are from 27 May. The birds were in full voice then too, but the audio from 09 May was way better. And I didn’t take pictures that morning, so mix and match. :)
Rain and Thunder
May also had lots of wind, rain and some thunder. Here’s some audio I captured of it on the afternoon of Friday 13 May. I had the record levels quite low because the thunder peaks easily, but even so you can still hear the ever prevalent helicopter whining away in the distance. This audio clip is 01:03 long.
When I record stuff my cat often has a tendency to want to jump right in and get some extemporised vocals included in my recordings. She has a talent for inevitably and unerringly jumping in during the very best-sounding bits, especially when I’m trying to get something really specific and random like a weather event, such as thunder or rain or something.
Kitty vocal contributions usually mean I’ll have to wait ages for another chance to record something equivalent. Which also means that kitty vocal contributions stop being cute real fast when she jumps into hard-to-get audio moments I was waiting ages to get and which are only usable without kitty participation.So I have to exclude her from whichever room I’m recording in. She always has plenty of room elsewhere with access to everything she needs, but …
Well, you know cats. If a door is closed, that represents a major, major tragedy which must be addressed at once. Obviously.
So here are some examples of kitty audio contributions I recorded this month. Note how she has jumped in during the most interesting-sounding moments.
On 13 May whilst I was recording the thunder, kitty chimed in during what would have been an exceptionally good rumble. This audio clip is 00:16 long.
On 07 May I was trying to record the sound of rain drumming on the roof, and during the very very best rainy part, who comes in to bitch? And what weather event faded out just as I evacuated her to the other room? I’ll leave the answers as an exercise for the listener. This audio clip is 00:55 long.
TrainsAnd finally, whilst I’m about this media sharefest, on the afternoon of 18 May I shot a wee film with my iPod Nano whilst I was recording some trains in Belfast.
Take special note of the trees and their vigorous interpretive wind dance. That angsty limb flingage is representative of how windy it’s been all month.
The audio quality in these conditions is is a testament to the effectiveness of my homemade magic foam windscreen, it shielded the mic from wind noise excellently!
The Nano’s video-mic turned out to be terribly susceptible to wind noise, and the audio from it was unusable. This film is 03:38 long.
I hope you enjoyed my audio tour of May 2011.
Thank you for listening. :)
ps: The helicopters are still whining around here.
This is the stuff what I used to capture the audio and video with.
- Smithfield Horse Market – 09:57 of horses clomping at 09:00 on Sunday 07 March 2010 – Sony ECM-HQP1 surround condenser microphone with included grey fluffball mounted on the hot shoe of a Sony DCR-HC90E MiniDV video camera.
- Helicopter – 02:20 of doing my head in at 15:14 on Tuesday 17 May 2011 – Audio Technica AT-8010 omnidirectional condenser microphone with foam windscreen and homemade purple fluffball mounted on boom mic stand poking out my bedroom window
- Blackbirds – 01:13 of competitively singing their heads off at 05:03 on Monday 09 May 2011 – Audio Technica AT-8010 omnidirectional condenser microphone with foam windscreen and homemade purple fluffball mounted on boom mic stand poking out my bedroom window
- Rain and thunder – 01:03 of splattering on my balcony at 16:13 and 16:58 on Friday 13 May 2011 – Audio Technica AT-8010 omnidirectional condenser microphone with foam windscreen and homemade purple fluffball, wrapped in magic foam resting on the floor pressed between sliding door and door frame
– (I cheated a little by mixing loud thunder from 16:13 with rain and quieter thunder from 16:58 to make the audio sound more like my ears heard it – and to accommodate the cat bitching audio issues)
- Thunder with cat – 00:16 of weather and bitching at 16:13 on Friday 13 May 2011 – Audio Technica AT-8010 omnidirectional condenser microphone with foam windscreen and homemade purple fluffball, wrapped in magic foam resting on the floor pressed between sliding door and door frame
- Rain drumming and cat – 00:55 of raining and bitching at 21:40 on Saturday 07 May 2011 – Audio Technica AT-8010 omnidirectional condenser microphone mounted close to the ceiling on boom mic stand perched on top of a chair
- Cat bitching – 00:23 of kitty bitching (again) at 18:18 on Monday 23 May 2011 – Stereo pair of omnidirectional condenser microphones built in to the Zoom H4n resting on a piece of magic foam
- Train – 03:58 of whooshy clacking at 15:31 on Wednesday 18 May 2011 – Audio Technica AT-899 omindirectional lavalier condenser microphone with AT-8537 power module and homemade magic foam windscreen, clip-mounted on gear bag