The Lubricant Lowdown

Lots and lots of body lubricants. I knew this page was missing from my prostate milking resource even when I published it back in 2008.   But I was so tired from the two months I spent on creating it that I just had no energy left to add another page to the  thirteen  I’d created already.

Since then I’ve added another self-milking page, bringing the total up to fourteen.

Fourteen pages!   Wow.

Anyhow, during my 2010 site-wide update, I thought it was about time I added this sorely needed page on lubricants.

So here it is.


Welcome to the fifteenth page.   Hello!
*enthusiastic flappy waves*

For those of you who are completely disinterested in the nitty-gritty funky cool details and just want to know which lubricant to get, then for your convenience  (I’m so good to you!)  I’m putting a quickie shortcut right here.   So the quick and dirty ultra short version is:

Liquid Silk - my favourite lubricant ever.


    Liquid Silk rocks like a smooth slippery rocky thing!

    Note:   Liquid Silk contains sugar alcohols and parabens.   Just so you know.

    Note The Second:   If you wear a male chastity device, check out this section for lubricant information.

Ok, so that’s the quickie ultra short version.   For those of you who are interested in all my funky cool researchathon detailfest, read on!   :)

For easy navigation, here’s a hyperlinked contents list so you can skip to the bits you might be interested in.

Index Of Stuff

Now, on with the show!

9 Responses to The Lubricant Lowdown

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  2. Sexyget 69 says:

    I heart your lubricant lowdown!
    Best wishes
    SG x

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  4. Brian says:

    Have you tried any of the Boy Butter products? Their water-based product is thick and slick and cleans up rather easily. Thank you for sharing your experiences. I have begun my own investigation of lube for something safe to use with a silicone chastity device right now. Your web site has given me a head start on that process.

    • Since the Boy Butter company omit ingredients listing from their own website and associated shop, I had to do a disappointingly extended and tediously lengthy web search for them. But I finally found a retailer ( which stocks the water based formula and which also lists the ingredients:

      Ingredients: DI Water Carbomer, tocopheryl, acetate, methylparaben, propylparaben, propylene glycol, glycerin, peg-100stearate, glyceryl stearate, tricaprylin, shea butter, cyclopentasilozane, aloe vera extract, vanilla extract, diazolidinyl urea, yellow 5, triethanolamne

      So we’ve got quite a few potentially problematic ingredients here including sugar alcohols, parabens and artificial colour. I suspect the paraben content is rather high since they appear right at the top of the list as the third and fourth ingredients. And since parabens are preservatives, and the retailer advertises a 4 year shelf life for this product, I’d steer clear of it myself.

      Based on the ingredients list and the anecdotal evidence of others with whom these ingredients react adversely, I would recommend using a different lubricant.

  5. LookupBee says:

    You had me laughing out loud with your rant on Manufacturing 101 and sticky lubes. I’ve spent a very enjoyable evening with you on several pages of various topics on your site. Love your mix of subtle and in-your-face humor, and all the attention to detail. The Category Cloud is superbly refreshing too. Thanks!

  6. Ken says:

    Do you have any thoughts on using Olive Oil as a lubricant?

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