Irish BDSM Community Acknowledge Responsibility
by Lady Lubyanka
DUBLIN – The leaders of Ireland’s most populated BDSM community got their arses busted good and proper last night in a raid on a nationwide ring of fuckwits, our blog correspondent reports. fig367 (male, 43), leader of the 2792-member bdsmireland yahoo group and owner of the Nimhneach BDSM organisation, was first exposed with his
lackeys cohorts in a world exclusive by Lady Lubyanka on her blog last month. Those reports document related offenses going back to June 2004.
The takedown, code named “Operation Fuckwit” went into its final stages in the early hours of this morning as the chief perpetrators and evidence were seized from numerous locations in and around Ireland’s capital city. Other offenders and evidence were also rounded up from scattered locations throughout the Republic.
As he was bundled into a vehicle, fig367 was heard to protest:
- “I’m doing God’s work!”
Outside the residence of the chief perpetrator, a noisy crowd threw eggs and other less reportable items at the offender as he was taken into custody and driven away.
Looking on from the fringes of the crowd, Floppy O’Flatulence, the
long-winded long-standing member of the Irish BDSM community tut-tutted, and observed with a sigh:
- “We’re responsible.”
fig367 was charged with a long list of offenses including
- Deceptive Fuckwitting
- Fuckwitting With Intent To Fuck
- Fuckwit Identity Theft
- Defamatory Fuckwitting
- Fuckwit Crime
- Harassing Fuckwitism
- Disinformative Fuckwitism
- Fuckwit Propagandaness
- Fuckwit Wording
- Fuckwit Language
- Manipulative Fuckwitism
- Fuckwit Strategies
- Fuckwit Delusion
- Fuckwitting Language
- Fuckwit Dissonance
Other charges include Disfuckmination, Excluding Fuckwitism, Fuckmongering, Cruelty To Pervs, Impersonating A Human Being, Conspiracy To Fuckwit, and Fuckwitting Without A License.
fig367‘s subordinates, valpone_a and dublinswitch, as well as his subordinate subordinates, were all facing a slightly lesser list of charges.
Operation Fuckwit is ongoing.