Last night kvetch and I were watching The Island. It’s a bit more like Logan’s Run than might otherwise be considered truly original, but aside from that, I enjoyed The Island very much. As is apparently my genetically hardwired habit to do, I fell asleep before the end. I’d seen it before, so that didn’t matter too much to me, but kvetch hadn’t seen it.
I awoke at around 03:30 this morning, and observed that kvetch was sleeping curled up at my feet, as he does sometimes, at the foot of the bed.
I covered him with the duvet, draped my feet round him, and went back to sleep.
When the alarm went off, I started noodging kvetch with my foot. (it’s always a bit of a challenge getting him up and moving in the morning) :pAs is our custom, we embarked on our morning snugglage and conversation. Kvetch spent more than the usual amount of time humping various parts of my legs and feet. When I observed this, kvetch pointed out that he hadn’t had a release in about two weeks, which was a fair point. So I suggested we play later on, when he comes home from work. But I digress. :p
Actually, the point of this post is, whilst kvetch was paying worshipping humpage to my lower limbs and extremities, he mentioned the term “frottage”, which I’d never heard before. Fortunately, he knew how to spell it, and having search engined the term, came up with this lovely Wikipedia page:
- Frottage, more commonly known as ‘dry humping’, is the act of achieving sexual pleasure with a partner or partners, whether naked or clothed, without penetration.
All hail Wikipedia! :)
I’m delighted with “frottage” as a worthy addition to my vocabulary. Somehow, it just doesn’t surprise me that there is a specially dedicated word to cover consensual worship humpage between horny serfs and their owners.
(ok, ok, I know it isn’t just for serfs and owners. But I think it’s funnier my way.) :p
Honestly, I’m not making this up.
So there we have it, boys and girls, the word of the day, is “Frottage”.
- Lemme hear everybody go “awwwwwwww”. :)