Spiral And Tiger

 
One of the really fun things for me about polyamourily playing with multiple play partners, is discovering the delightful ways in which the same anatomical features can vary from one person to the next.

And one of the really fun things for me about being  bisexual,  is being able to experience being on the dishing-out end of anatomical features which are like  (and at the same time different to)  my very own.
 
 

(you dahlinks know who you are)   :)

 
 

Trying Things Out

 
Normally, I make a habit of trying out new toys on myself before trying them out on my play partners, so that I know how they feel, how hard I can use them, how risky they’re likely to be, and so on.   Although this works very well for smacky-type toys in the force-utilising department, this isn’t always practical with prostate-related toys, or indeed, in the strap-on department.
 
 

Notwithstanding that I don’t have a prostate, I can hardly strap on my strap-on and poke myself with it.   I don’t think that would work even if I stood on a chair.

 
 
Anyhow, since I happen to be more accustomed to playing with men than playing with women, the tasty collection of harness-compatible dongs I’ve accumulated were pretty much all chosen with the prostate in mind.

Not too long ago, I was fortunate enough to enjoy some uncommonly delightful canoodlement with an exceptional woman.   As a result of said canoodlement, I felt compelled to augment my toy collection with some harness-compatible dongy additions.

On this occasion, I restricted my perusal of strap-onables to those which are particularly suitable for sharing with my play partners who are of the internal-reproductive-organs persuasion.
 
 

(and on whom I enjoy reproductive-organ-internalling my persuasion)   :D

 
 
And thusly, I browsed around, made some selections, narrowed things down, did some more choosing, narrowed down again  (and so on and so on),  clicked some buttons, filled in some stuff, clicked some more buttons, et voilá!   Parcelled up goodies were whizzing my way.
 

I don’t think I’ll ever stop thinking how way cool!! that is.   :D

 
 

Receipt Of Dongy Parcel Goodness

 
And thus, I was happily in receipt of my parcel of brand new, woman-friendly, strap-onable additions to my toy collection.   My exceptional friend reads this blog, and I’m hoping she’s as interested as I am in trying out the new goodies.  (ooooooh goodies…)  ;)   So in the interests of keeping some of these items as a surprise for her, I’m not going to discuss every item in the parcel just now.   :)

In my customary practice of trying new toys out on myself prior to introducing them to my play partners, of course I had to give these a try, in the interests of science and safety and consideration and stuff.
 
 

Yeah, yeah, ok, so this time it was also in the interests of my own personal pleasure.   So I’m interested in my own personal pleasure.   Sue me.   ;)   I’m sure you’re all shocked by this.
 
(ok, I may have lied about the “shocked” part.)

 
 
I only got the parcel today.   Since I’m not a teenaged boy, there’s really a limit on how often I am likely to want to masturbate, I mean, explore self-love, in a day.   And even though I knew the parcel was due to arrive, I got just a wee spludge of hornyosity earlier on, so I couldn’t resist having a play with my favourite vibrator before the parcel even arrived.

The upshot of all this is, that during the course of the day, I tried out  (at well spaced intervals)  two of the new toys, and so those are the ones I’m going to tell you about.

The first dong I’m going to tell you about is made of glass.   It’s my first experience of a glass dong, and I assure you, after this experience, it will not be my last.   :)
 

(see deleted scenes for some ranty stuff about the packaging which would have gone here)

(also see deleted scenes for some general rantness which would have come after the packaging thingy)

 
 

Spiral Dongy Glass Allurement

 

Mmmmmm,  pretteeeeeeeee!

 
This gorgeous dong is presented on the LoveHoney site as the  Love Labs Spiral Massage Glass Dildo 7 Inch.

I’ve never had a glass dong before.   To be honest, I was never much into insertable toys for myself at all  (and they were never much into me, so to speak).   My favourite personal toys have all been clitoral vibrators.   And although my mind has not diverged from the juicy joyness that is clitoral vibrators, I may possibly have to change my mind about glass insertables.
 
 

One word.   Smoooooooooooooth.

(I think I’ve been seduced by a glass dildo.)

 
 
The thing that always bugged me about insertable toys, at least with regards to myself, is the way the flexy ones all seem to kind of, like,  cling  to my skin, making it necessary to apply tons of lubricant, make a slippery mess, struggle to keep a hold of them, and kind of  shove  and  drag  them a bit.   This always marred the pleasure for me.   I mean, I could never just get so drippingly wet and turned on at the seduction attempts of a flexy insertable toy.

Let’s face it.   Insertable toys have  really  sucky seduction techniques.
 
 

(Let’s also face it – I’m not that easy, so Spiral IS exceptional in the seduction department.)

 
 
Spiral, being glass, is smoooooooooooth.  (did I mention the smoooooooothosity?)  The tiniest dribble of my favourite lubricant was sufficient to do the trick.   I used Spiral in conjunction with my favourite clitoral vibrator.

Spiral’s bulbous head feels quite large going in, but goes in smoothly and easily with a just the wee dribbleness of lubricant, as I mentioned.   Once in, Spiral does provide a delicious feeling.   Her shaft is very narrow, and I hardly noticed it going in and out, possibly because I was so distracted by the gooey sensations of her head doing whatever yummy thing it was doing.

I have a feeling that I enjoyed the swirly things on Spiral’s shaft, but to be honest, I was so diverted by the joys of her bulbous headness that I cannot categorically comment on her swirly things.   If I were writing this review for cash remuneration, then chances are, I’d play with Spiral some more and pay more attention to her pretty blue swirly things.
 
 

(but since I’m not getting any cash for this, I can’t be bothered to divert my attention from my personal oh-so-unintellectual enjoyment, frankly)   ;)

 
 
Whilst in the fog of my pleasurable bliss, I vaguely noticed, as if from far away, that I was working Spiral faster and faster without thinking about it or meaning to.   And she was really swooshily gooooood.

My orgasm seemed to last for several minutes.   I think it did actually last for at least 60 seconds.   When I came to  (so to speak),  I noted with interest that Spiral had come out as far as her head, but the size of her head in relation to the shaft had conveniently kept her from pooping all the way out.   So I couldn’t resist sneaking out a hand mirror and seeing if I could see up myself through the clear glass.

Bonus – I could!   :D
 
 

Spiral Glass Allurement – Features

 
Ok, so let’s run through Spiral’s cool features.

• Glass
• Gorgeous!
• A pleasing weight in the hand
• Smoooooooooth
• Fabulous bulbous head
• Pretty swirly things on the shaft
• Narrow shaft
• Pretteeee!
• Minimal lubricant required
• The head feels wonderful
• The head stops the thing from popping out inconveniently
• The harness-compatible base makes a good place to grip for self-play
• Smoooooooooth
• The pretty swirly things on the shaft probably feel good, if you’re in any condition to notice
• Internal-reproductive-organ friendly
• Even when Spiral isn’t deliberately chilled, her coolness persists for awhile, which is gorgeous
• Warms up soon enough
• Slides in and out just beautifully
• Smoooooooooth
• Pretteeee!
• Can see up inside whomever and wherever it’s put  (if you’re into that kind of thing, which I am)
• Lengthy orgasms
• Relatively inexpensive  (at least from one retailer)
• Gorgeous, smoooooooooooooth, pretteeeee!!

 
My final word on Spiral:

• Buy Spiral if you’ve got the cash.
• Spiral adores vaginas.
• Buy Spiral if you have a vagina.
• Buy Spiral if you play with anybody who has a vagina.

 
Right, that should do it for the allurement of my new Spiral pal of dongness.

Ok, next, we have Tiger, from Fun Factory.  
 

(see deleted scenes for raveness and droolage over Fun Factory goodness, which was supposed to go here)

(also see deleted scenes for the story of my first cock, and first  [and current]  strap-on harness, which was originally supposed to be here)

(also ALSO see deleted scenes for more about my first cock, and review, which was going to be here)

 
Right, so, having got all that out of my system, it’s now, finally time for the fucking review already!

(literally)

Oh, and I didn’t mean fucking review, I meant, sexuality and self-love exploration review.
 
 

Tiger – rrrrRRRRRAWRRRRRRRR

 

Mmmmmmmm, a big package of red dongy chutzpah

 
This drop-dead-red-gorgeous, cock-like dong is presented on the LoveHoney site as the  Fun Factory Tiger Silicone Dildo 6.5 Inch.

Looking at it, it just grabbed me as something I wanted to strap on and wield at my unsuspecting victims, I mean, consensual play partners.
 
 

(whoops, did I say that out loud?)

 
 
I was less interested in playing with it myself, but y’know, in the interests of science, and completeness, and stuff, I gave it a go.   And I was pleasantly surprised, actually.

First off, we have that thingy I mentioned above, which is that materials such as silicone tend to  cling  to my skin, kind of dragging me with them on the way in and out, and requiring more shoving and dragging than I would prefer, no matter how much lubricant is used.   And that was true in Tiger’s case too.

I mean, I don’t see WHY I should have to endure even a second of discomfort when I’m trying to enjoy a private moment fucking myself with a toy, I mean, exploring self-love, you know?

And Tiger does create what seem to be those inevitable moments of discomfort on her way in, and on her way out, despite generous applications of lubricant to the affected areas.
 
So, one demerit there.
 
 

(but then, I think I may have been completely seduced, I mean, converted, to the joyful creed that is glass dildoness)

 
 
Anyhow, once she was in, Tiger was much more difficult than Spiral to work in and out because of the way Tiger’s silicone surface clung to my skin.   But the sensations were pleasant, especially from the ridge at her tip.   As with Spiral, I was accompanying fucking myself, I mean, exploring self love, with the use of my favourite vibrator.

Like last time, I found myself working Tiger faster and faster without really meaning to, although “faster” in this case was slower than with Spiral  (who is my new best dongy friend),  because of the seriously decreased slipperiness of Tiger as compared with Spiral  (despite the muchness of lubrication, as I’ve said).   This made Tiger more difficult to use, and felt more like work than Spiral did.   But I appreciate that I’m not really comparing like with like here.   More like apples and oranges, or bananas and fruit loops.
 
 
Or something.
 
 

By the way, I’m really looking forward to strapping Tiger on in my harness, because I think she’s gonna be fabulous in it.   However, I’ll have to get back to you on that one.

 
 
Anyhow, although I didn’t feel intensely turned on, I did have a really hard orgasm.   Not only that, I had another one almost immediately afterwards, perhaps even harder than the first one.   I don’t know if that was because of Tiger, or because that’s just what my body was doing at that time, but I look forward to finding out if I can reproduce the effect  (in more than just me!).   ;)
 
 

Tiger Dongy Allurement – Features

 
Ok, so let’s run through Tiger’s spiffing features.

• Another compelling Fun Factory product
• Beautifully made
• Amazingly designed
• Lends herself well to anthropomorphisation
• Red!
• Feels wonderful in the hand
• Medical grade silicone
• Wonderful strategically placed bumps and ridges
• Red!
• Harness compatible base doubles for good hand-grippageness in use, reducing likely lubricious droppingnesses
• The harness-compatible base has a built-in suction cup for those who want to fuck themselves, I mean, explore self love  (see what I mean about amazing design?)
• Did I mention the harness-compatible part?
• Red!
• Womanly-organism-of-internal-reproductiveness friendly
• Kind of expensive, more than I usually want to pay for a dong
• Doesn’t pop out by itself
• Lengthy, multiple orgasms
• Exquisite, appealing, magnificent, compelling, charming, beguiling, enchanting object
• Bags of personality!
• Red!

 
My final word on Tiger:

• Buy Tiger if you’ve got an extra dollop of cash.
• Tiger craves being wielded.
• Buy Tiger if you want a wieldable strap-on cock-like dong with a suction cup.
• Buy Tiger if you want a red! silicone dong with planetloads of chutzpah.

 
Right, that should do it for Tiger’s red silicone dongy allurement.
 
 

Deleted Scenes

 
If you’d like to have a look at the extensive verbosity which I had to leave out for this post to end up a manageable length  (and which is in fact longer than this post),  then here’s an index of deleted scenes for your perusal.
 

• Some Packaging Strangeness
• General Rantness
• A rather large droolfest over Fun Factory Toys
• How I Feel About Red Strap-On Cocks (my first cock and my first [and current] strap-on harness)
• My First Cock – Just one teensy drawback
• A Note About Dongy Photogenicness – Tiger
• A Note About Dongy Photogenicness – Spiral
• Review – Trojan Single Redi-Lock Dildo With Tickler

 
 
Ok, I’m really out of here now.

Ciao dahlinks.   :)